Tuesday, 25 December 2012
Pelengkap Hidupku - Eren Ft. Romi
Best lagu tok... really nice... ;) last time when i first heard of this, macam biasa jak, but then Nona keep playing the song ulang ulang and ulang, ended up when aku balik rumah, the song masih ada dlm palak..enjoy!!!
Sunday, 23 December 2012
toddlers moddlers
Saturday, 22 December 2012
zzzzzzzzzz from thousand feet from d ground. . .
As im typing this,i m (yaawwwwwnnnnn) not at a petty sight to see. I spend my time grooming myself this am but ended up feeling like a cat after beatened by a dog whose eyeing after my milk . . . can you under(yawnnnnnnnnn)standddddd the feeling?
im always like this when i am travelling alone. . i have prepared mags and books but after a few flip,i lost my interest(eventho before that i was as excited as a jumping dog)(yawwwwnnnnnn sampe keluar ayek mata)
the worst part is the fall into zzzzzzzz mode. . like what i am facing now. .my mind stpo wlokkibng. . see,i cant even spelled properly. .or maybe its an alien language,since im so high up in the sky my mindwave somehow connected to one of theirs who work as the sky ranger here. . you know. . just like a border between country. . . .
eerrmmm . . .why are these two uncle sitting next to me both angkat at the same times?is my radioactive waive too strong that they need to run from me?frawningggg. . nop. . both of them came back. . washroom?i wonder if they washed their hand or not just now. . you know,just like some guys who happily went to the gents and when they finish,the smile to the mirror as if looking to a hot girl ,slowly flashing their smile while they adjust their pants and wash their hand and bangggggg.. the put their hand back in their (oh i got the alien waive again!!!)pants to checking whether their thing is in place or senget ,then if senget they adjust. . . .with that they pull back their hand,with face still smiling at their imaginary Kim K in the mirror,they swiped their hair. .ooooppppsssss. . you just pull out your hand from you pant bro. . .sooooooo imagineeee. .
aiyok. .i even got tired of imagining things here in the sky. . .(not so sexy pouting mode. . .infact,type which you wish you dont see)
hhhmmmmm. . why am i getting a watsaps message ? whose wifi ?!??????. . thinking mode. .
seeeeee!!! i told you we have an alien here!!!!
ps i was searching for this post all these while during my holiday,now baru jumpa,main hide and seek lah pulak. . (hihih actually i forget its under draft). . .so this post is officially 17 days late. . nasib bait tok bukan mcmc,mun sik tentu dah ada kenak denda sebab lewat. . ehhhhh. . its remind me ,i do have outstanding saman!!!shoot!!! where did i put the slip!!!!@#%&/%#
Sunday, 16 December 2012
my "i dont know from where it comes " weight...
And this am I discovered something even bad.really badddddd..bad as in level 5 tornado badddd...
I LOOK LIKE A POTATO... UNEVEN ROUND POTATO..
I was looking at our pictures while from my cam... aduhh.. bukan main rasa tek mula mula maok tengok orang badan ala kim kardashian ka, jlo ka , and whos that blond sexy woman, oh Christina Aguilera atau pun paling paling pun Khloe ..
slap slap with my own selipar jepon...reality slap at my face without giving salam... huh...
should i call 999 to report on this????
... do you think UN will entertain me?
at first i want to blame the shirt..
no .. i am blaming the shirt ..and still blaming it..just to take my guilt away by few percent atleast..
you know, the kind of shirt where the shoulder drop till half of the arm..and the body of the shirt itself actually make the person who use it will look bigger instantly.
BUT>>> taking a word from somebody whom i dont know and change it a bit " kalau kurus tu pakai baju kecik ke besar ke tetap nampak kurus, tapi kalau dah gemuk tu pakai baju ketat ke kecik ke besar ke tetap akan mcm balak jugak" ..in my case , i look like an oversized bean bag chair.
this is a crime!!! i am not aware of this increase of weight thing , and i want to protect my right ..my body punya right!!and also my mental.. !!! tell me which woman if any who are in the right state of mind who are not disturbed when seeing a familiar strange looking potato starring back at them from their holiday picture...
so who should i consult to check whom should i sue??
ps: this post..the first few words was typed before my holiday... then i didnt manage to finish and publish it but it looks like my weight did catch up on me instead.. ..
Tuesday, 4 December 2012
A little thing to think about...
Monday, 3 December 2012
Flu flu go away
" 999? help me pleasee...!!"
"calm down mem.. now may i know what happen and your exact place please?"
" ya! i need you to find my nose.."
" pardon me ? your nose?are you in any kind of accident mem?"
"no no.. i just need you to find my nose.. its been running all over town since yesterday.."
huuuhuhuhuhuhu im running down with flu... yup... i got it yesterday , just after i cried myself for hours after seeing my baby sha leaving . stupid me i dont know why i need to follow them instead and ask them to drop me at the office. bukannya sha yang nangis, aku yang telebeh lebeh.. but its not terlebeh lebeh, its just that i am missing my sha so much..
So after sobbing all the way from etiqa to my office , with tears just like Niagara falls , and masuk office then sobbing my whole heart out again, the system inside me gang up and start jumping all over me.. i started my flu, then down with slight fever and even want to pitam on the escalator ..actually i never know how pitam is, saja jak guna words malaysia, but i think it is pitam, when you feel semua darah tiba tiba lari nait palak shoot up ke atas and you go all dizzy .. sikkan high kottt...
and the rest of the day is sungguh tidak seksi.. i need to run to the ladies to buang my hingus and also couldn't help to sneeze kat luar sia.. biasa lah sneeze aku semua orang tuleh and laugh (if they dare) but yesterday boy im in no mood in hearing orang laughing at my sneeze.. ada one time i sneezed more than seven time continuously ...
So thats why im calling 999..
p/s: dear God..since i've been down with flu and it seem like its only water coming our from my nose, can you change it instead and let it be my fat yang keluar? me want if it can make me drop my weight back to 50.Thank you.
xoxo